Friday, April 18, 2008

sexy love

to be my date at the premiere

a) you must have very strange balding and random patches of hair where hair shouldnt really be (shoulders, forehead, ect)
b) you can only have a maximum of 7 teeth
c) you must walk with a sturdy gait that sways from side to side with often jerking motions
d) peg legs work good too


get those apps in, fellas!

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